
[page="start"]

"Hello, $PLAYER.

 How are you today?"

[link="Who are you?"]
[linkto="who"]
[link="How do you know my name?"]
[linkto="who"]

[endpage]



[page="who"]

"Does 'Prince of Darkness' mean anything to you?"

[link="You're the Devil!"]
[linkto="who2a"]
[link="You're Peter Cook!"]
[linkto="who3a"]
[link="Vade retro, Satanas!"]
[linkto="bye2"]
[endpage]


[page="who2a"]

"Incarnate.  Have you ever thought of selling your soul?"

[link="Would it hurt?"]
[linkto="sell1"]
[endpage]



[page="who3a"]

"No!!!  I am Satan.. The Dark One!
 The Lord Of All That Is Evil.

 Are you interested in selling your soul?"

[link="So was Peter Cook."]
[linkto="who3b"]
[link="Would it hurt?"]
[linkto="sell1"]
[endpage]


[page="who3b"]

"I am NOT Peter Cook!  I AM the Devil!

 Now do you want to sell you soul or not??"

[link="Would it hurt?"]
[linkto="sell1"]
[link="I'm interested."]
[linkto="sell2"]
[link="No thankyou."]
[linkto="sell2"]
[endpage]


[page="sell1"]

"No.  We don't actually TAKE souls anymore..
 It is far more effective to license them.

 What I want is the intellectual property rights to the
 core of your being, to be put to my exclusive use when
 you die, or by a carefully-selected affilliate company.

 So what do you say?  Are you interested?"

[link="I'm interested."]
[linkto="sell2"]
[link="No thankyou."]
[linkto="sell2"]
[endpage]


[page="sell2"]

"If you sell your soul to me NOW, you can have all this:

 * The power to be in two places at once!

 * A free toaster!

 * Entry to a prize draw for 100,000 gold coins!

 * ..And a SPECIAL MYSTERY GIFT!

 But don't delay!  Pledge your soul today and join
 millions of satisfied customers!"

[link="No."]
[linkto="no"]
[endpage]


[page="no"]

"A time-share then!  I get to borrow your soul every
 other day of the week.
 
 I'll throw Sundays in for free!  You get to use it four
 days a week, I get it Monday, Wednesday and Fridays.

 You can't say fairer that that!"

[link="How about this: I keep my soul, and you go away?"]
[linkto="no2"]
[endpage]


[page="bye"]

"Goodbye!"

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]



[page="bye2"]

"I was just trying to be friendly.
 Some people..."

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]
