Portrait should have an eyepatch



[page="start"]

"I am $OBJNAME of Guard.
 State your business."

[link="I'll be on my way..."]
[linkto="bye"]
[link="Can you tell me the time?"]
[linkto="time"]
[link="You all look the same.."]
[linkto="same"]
[endpage]



[page="bye"]

"Do Good, citizen."

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]



[page="same"]

"We are the Guard.
 Crime is futile.  All malefactors will be assimilated."

[link="Uh, right.  Goodbye.."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="time"]

"It is $TIME."

[link="Thankyou.  Goodbye.."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]

