
The Kentucky Fried Squirrel guy


[page="start"]

[colour="#808080"]
You see a young man in kitchen clothes.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Welcome to Kentucky-Fried Squirrel. How can I help you?"

[link="Does the Church know about this?"]
[linkto="church"]
[link="Excuse me, did you just say 'squirrel'?"]
[linkto="squirrel"]
[link="I'd like a kebab, please."]
[linkto="kebab"]
[link="I'd like a burger, please."]
[linkto="burger"]
[link="I'd like a bucket, please."]
[linkto="sandwich"]
[if curryquest][link="One squirrel curry to take away, please."]
[if curryquest][linkto="curry"]
[link="goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]



[page="church"]

"Of course not.  Why do you think we're based in the
 middle of the forest?  God hates fast food.

 Are you ready to order yet?"

[link="Do you get many customers?"]
[linkto="customers"]
[link="Did you just say it was squirrel?"]
[linkto="squirrel"]
[link="I'd like a kebab, please."]
[linkto="kebab"]
[link="I'd like a burger, please."]
[linkto="burger"]
[link="I'd like a KFS Sandwich, please."]
[linkto="sandwich"]
[link="I've changed my mind.  Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]



[page="squirrel"]
[colour="#808080"]
He nods.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"They're finger-lickin' good."

[link="Does the Church know about this?"]
[linkto="church"]
[link="I'd like a kebab, please."]
[linkto="kebab"]
[link="I'd like a burger, please."]
[linkto="burger"]
[link="I'd like a KFS Sandwich, please."]
[linkto="sandwich"]
[link="goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]



[page="customers"]

"We get enough to live by.

 And in times of poverty, the King himself has paid us to
 give food to the starving."

[link="Did you just say it was squirrel?"]
[linkto="squirrel"]
[link="I'd like a kebab, please."]
[linkto="kebab"]
[link="I'd like a burger, please."]
[linkto="burger"]
[link="I'd like a bucket, please."]
[linkto="sandwich"]
[link="I've changed my mind.  Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]



[page="kebab"]

"Certainly.  That'll be 6 gold pieces, please."

[link="Okay, here you go."]
[linkto="kebab2"]
[link="I've changed my mind, thanks."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]

[page="kebab2"]
[take 6 gold_coins]
[if false][goto="nomoney"]
[create 1 kfs_kebab]

"Have a nice day."

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]



[page="burger"]

"Certainly.  That'll be 5 gold pieces, please."

[link="Okay, here you go."]
[linkto="burger2"]
[link="I've changed my mind, thanks."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]

[page="burger2"]
[take 5 gold_coins]
[if false][goto="nomoney"]
[create 1 kfs_burger]

"Have a nice day."

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]



[page="sandwich"]

"Certainly.  That'll be 7 gold pieces, please."

[link="Okay, here you go."]
[linkto="sandwich2"]
[link="I've changed my mind, thanks."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]

[page="sandwich2"]
[take 7 gold_coins]
[if false][goto="nomoney"]
[create 1 kfs_sandwich]

"Have a nice day."

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="curry"]

"Hmmm.. we don't get orders for that very much.
 'An abomination in the eyes of the LORD' or so I'm told.
 I'll see if we've got any..

 Yes, $Sir, there are a few left.  I'll defrost it for
 you, if you're happy to wait.

 And it will be 10 gold pieces, okay?"

[link="Okay, here you go."]
[linkto="curry2"]
[link="I've changed my mind, thanks."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]

[page="curry2"]
[take 10 gold_coins]
[if false][goto="nomoney"]
[create 1 kfs_curry]

"Have a nice day."

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]



[page="nomoney"]

"You don't have the money."

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]



[page="bye"]

"Goodbye then."

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]