Master Ya'Do, fraud and charlatan

Quests:
	1) Get the packages
	2) kill 25 bees
	3) eat 3 rocks


[page="start"]
[if_local yado_quest][goto="job2"]
[if_local attacked][goto="attacked"]
[if_local yado_got_packages][goto="start2"]
[goto="start1"]
[endpage]

[page="startname"]
[if_local yado_quest][goto="job2"]
[if_local attacked][goto="attacked"]
[if_local yado_got_packages][goto="start2"]
[goto="start1"]
[endpage]


[page="start1"]

[colour="#808080"]
You see a wizened creature, who looks somehow familiar.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Hahaha!  To see if $he has any, we will!"

[nextpage="start1a"]
[endpage]

Search dispatcher

[page="start1a"]
[is_in_pocket brown_package]
[if true][goto="start1a-found2"]
[is_in_pocket stuff]
[if true][goto="start1a-found1"]
[goto="start1a-notfound"]
[endpage]

Found some Stuff

[page="start1a-found1"]
[colour="#808080"]
He frisks you thoroughly, and finds some drugs!
[colour="#ffffff"]

"MINE!  Or I will help you not!!"

[take 1 "stuff"]
[nextpage="start1b"]
[endpage]

Found the brown packages

[page="start1a-found2"]
[colour="#808080"]
He frisks you thoroughly and finds the brown packages,
which he relieves you of with astonishing speed.

Don't think it will be this easy in the next version!
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Hahah!  The treasure, you have found it!

 Grateful to you, I am.
 To train you as a Chedei I will, yes!  If you so ask.."

[take 1 "brown_package"]
[set_local yado_will_teach]
[set_local yado_got_packages]
[nextpage="start2"]
[endpage]


[page="start1a-notfound"]
[colour="#808080"]
He frisks you thoroughly, looking for something, but
whatever it is, he doesn't find any.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Goddammit!"

[nextpage="start1b"]
[endpage]


[page="start1b"]
[if_local yado_got_packages][goto="start2"]
[if_know_name][goto="start1d"]
"Sorry...  Not able to resist, was I.."

[link="What was all that about?"]
[linkto="start1c"]
[once]
[link="What's your name?"]
[linkto="name"]
[altlink="What was your name again?"]
[altlinkto="name1c"]
[link="What do you do?"]
[linkto="job"]
[altlink="What was your job again?"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="start1c"]
"Uh.. Sweeties!  Yes!
 Wanted to see if any sweeties you had, I did!  Yes!"

[if_not_know_name][link="What's your name?"]
[if_not_know_name][linkto="name"]
[link="What do you do?"]
[linkto="job"]
[altlink="What was your job again?"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="start1d"]
"Sorry."

[link="I want to learn the old ways."]
[if_local yado_will_teach][linkto="job2"]
[if_not_local yado_will_teach][linkto="job1a"]
[link="What do you do?"]
[linkto="job"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="start2"]

"Well, at your service, I am.  Ask away.."

[link="I want to learn the old ways."]
[if_local yado_will_teach][linkto="job2"]
[if_not_local yado_will_teach][linkto="job1a"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="name"]

"Not yours to be told!"

[link="Please tell me your name.."]
[linkto="name1a"]
[link="Tell me your name NOW!"]
[linkto="name1a"]
[link="What do you do?"]
[linkto="job"]
[altlink="What was your job again?"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="name1a"]

"Many years have I lived, and by many names am I known!"

[link="What names are you been known by?"]
[linkto="name1b"]
[link="Enough!  Tell me your name AT ONCE!"]
[linkto="name1b"]
[link="What do you do?"]
[linkto="job"]
[altlink="What was your job again?"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="name1b"]

[colour="#808080"]The creature scowls.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"By 'Senile' have I been called.. 'Dickhead' and
 'Useless'.. many more.."

[link="But what do you call yourself?"]
[linkto="name1c"]
[link="Tell me your name or I will kill you!"]
[linkto="name1d"]

[link="What do you do?"]
[linkto="job"]
[altlink="What was your job again?"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="name1c"]

"To friends and enemies, I am called Ya'Do..
 Chedei Master, Soothsayer, and teacher of ancient
 wisdom!"

[learn_name]
[link="Would you teach me, O wise one?"]
[if_local yado_will_teach][linkto="job2"]
[if_not_local yado_will_teach][linkto="job1a"]

[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="name1d"]
"You must learn to control your Hate, yes.

 Hate lead to Anger, Anger lead to Fear, Fear lead to..
 to something else.. And whatever it was, leads to Hate.
 I think.

 I can't remember what my name is now.
 To lie down, I must."

[colour="#808080"]He turns to leave.
[colour="#ffffff"]
[on_exit_call="I_must_sleep_now"]
[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="accept"]
[call="yado_teleport_package"]
[colour="#808080"]
Ya'Do raises a hand.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"No.  Try.. or try not.
 There is no 'do'.. there is only 'try'.


 Behind my slimy mud-hole, a teleporter there is.
 Take you to the island, it will.. yes!

 Of course, the full version will be much harder."

[colour="#808080"]
With that, Ya'Do turns to leave.
[colour="#ffffff"]
[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="job"]

"I have much wisdom to teach.  As a Master, I can train
 the Worthy in the Old Ways of long past.

 I am also a soothsayer, and I have lived a long time.
 I can offer you fragments of wisdom I have picked up
 across the ages."

[if_know_name][link="Would you teach me the way of the Chedei?"]
[if_not_know_name][link="Would you teach me the Old Ways?"]
[if_local yado_will_teach][linkto="job2"]
[if_not_local yado_will_teach][linkto="job1a"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[if_not_know_name][link="What's your name?"]
[if_not_know_name][linkto="name"]
[link="Jo1n mi 3733t p0553"]
[linkto="join"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="job1a"]
[if yado_quest_packages][goto="job1d"]

"Not yet ready are you to learn such secrets.
 Too young.. too old.. I forget which."

[link="Please.. I really want to learn!"]
[linkto="job1b"]
[link="Oh.  I'll be off then."]
[linkto="bye"]
[if_not_know_name][link="What's your name?"]
[if_not_know_name][linkto="name"]
[link="Join my gang of murderers."]
[linkto="join"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="job1b"]
[if yado_quest_packages][goto="job1d"]
[if_know_name][goto="job1c"]
"Do not be silly!

 If the Old Ways you TRULY wish to know, my NAME you would
 by now have asked!"

[if_not_know_name][link="What's your name?"]
[if_not_know_name][linkto="name"]
[link="Join my party."]
[linkto="join"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="job1c"]
[if yado_quest_packages][goto="job1d"]
[set yado_quest_packages]
[colour="#808080"]
Ya'Do's ears prick up like a dog's, and he gazes at you,
as if considering something.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"If you wish to know the ways of the Chedei Knight,
 there is something I must ask you to do for me.

 In the north is there an island, that according to
 legend, contains much treasure.  I have foreseen
 that the treasure is there, and amongst the wealth
 several brown packages there are, of a rare and
 much sought-after substance.

 If these packages you bring, then help you I will,
 indeed!"

[link="I will fetch the packages."]
[linkto="accept"]
[link="I don't want to do that right now."]
[linkto="job1c1"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="job1d"]

"If the Old Ways you would learn, the packages
 you must fetch from the island in the ??????.

 If these packages you bring, then help you I will,
 indeed!"

[link="I will fetch the packages."]
[linkto="accept"]
[link="I don't want to do that right now."]
[linkto="job1c1"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="job1c1"]
"Do it later, you may, but a Chedei you will not become
 until I have those packages."

[link="I will fetch the packages."]
[linkto="accept"]
[link="I can't be bothered."]
[linkto="job1c2"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]

Player refused

[page="job1c2"]
"Fine!  I can not be bothered to teach you either!"

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]

Learning the Old Ways, figure out what needs to be done.

[page="job2"]
[if_local yado_quest_done][goto="job2-2"]
[if_not_local yado_quest_bees][goto="job2-q1"]
[if_not_local yado_got_bees][goto="job2-q1b"]

[if_not_local yado_quest_rocks][goto="job2-q2"]
[if_not_local yado_done_rocks][goto="job2-q2b"]

[goto="job2-1"]
[endpage]



[page="job2-q1"]
"Very well, I shall teach you the Old Ways.. the ways of
 the Chedei Knight!

 Take this: a pokey-stick it is.  Much more fun than a
 simple AK-47.  It is a weapon from a less civilised age,
 an age of much rape and plunder.  Those were the days..

 Anyway.  Take the weapon to the great Bee-Caves of the
 Northern Peninsula.  There, must you kick some bee ass."

[create 1 sword01]
[set_local yado_quest]
[set_local yado_quest_bees]

[link="What??"]
[linkto="job2-q1a"]
[link="Okay, see you later!"]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[link="Can you explain that more clearly?"]
[linkto="job2-q1a"]
[link="I'm not doing that."]
[linkto="job2-q2b"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[endpage]


[page="job2-q1a"]
"Some bee ass must you kick!

 The bodies of twenty-five bees must you bring back, and
 when this is done, the rest of your training can be
 taught."
 
[link="I'm not doing that."]
[linkto="job2-q1c"]
[link="Okay, see you later!"]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[endpage]


[page="job2-q1b"]
[take 25 bee_dead]
[if true][set_local yado_got_bees]
[if true][goto="job2-q2"]

"You must first bring me twenty-five dead bees from the
 great Bee-Caves of the Northern Peninsula.

 Then, the rest of your training can be taught!"

[link="I'm not doing that."]
[linkto="job2-q1c"]
[link="Okay, see you later!"]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[endpage]


[page="job2-q1c"]
"A poof I hope you are not!  Scared of a few bees?
 A faggot does not a true Chedei make!

 The bodies of twenty-five bees must you bring back.
 Only then can the rest of your training be taught."
 
[link="Uh, Okay.  See you later!"]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[endpage]



[page="job2-q2"]
"Well done, my apprentice!  Well done indeed!

 Now, your next task.  Away must you go, to find rocks.
 Smooth, round rocks!  Pebbles from the beach..

 Find three rocks, and swallow them, you must."

[set_local yado_quest_rocks]
[set yado_quest_rocks]
[link="Let me get this straight, you want me to EAT ROCKS?"]
[linkto="job2-q2a"]
[link="I cannot do that."]
[linkto="job2-q2c"]
[link="I will not do that."]
[linkto="job2-q2c"]
[link="Okay then, I'll be back later."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[endpage]


[page="job2-q2a"]
"Indeed, young apprentice!  Rocks you must eat!

 A true Chedei must learn how to live off the land.
 Eat whatever he can find, he should be able to!"
 
[link="But no-one can gain nourishment from stones!"]
[linkto="job2-q2a1"]
[link="You do it first!"]
[linkto="job2-q2a2"]
[link="I'm not doing that."]
[linkto="job2-q2c"]
[link="Okay, see you later!"]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[endpage]


[page="job2-q2a1"]

"To believe, you must.  Only then, succeed you may.

 Imagine they are sweeties, and eat them, you can!"
 
[link="Rubbish.  Prove it can be done!"]
[linkto="job2-q2a2"]
[link="I'm not doing that."]
[linkto="job2-q2c"]
[link="Alright, I will do it."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[endpage]

# Ya'Do proves it is possible

[page="job2-q2a2"]
[colour="#808080"]
Ya'Do picks up a stone lying nearby and pauses before
attempting to swallow it.

Suddenly his eyes grow wide and he points at something
behind you.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"OH MY GOD.. AT THAT, LOOK!"

[colour="#808080"]
Naturally, there is nothing to be seen.
When you turn back, the stone is gone and Ya'Do pats his
stomach in a rather unconvincing manner.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Tasty..!"
 
[link="No-one can gain nourishment from stones."]
[linkto="job2-q2a1"]
[link="I'm not doing that."]
[linkto="job2-q2c"]
[link="Great!  I'll go and get the stones!"]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[endpage]

# Player returns, but have they got the solution?

[page="job2-q2b"]
[are_there 3 rock03]
[if true][goto="job2-q2b-ready"]
[goto="job2-q2b-notready"]
[endpage]

# No - try to get out of it

[page="job2-q2b-notready"]
"Have you the three rocks swallowed, my apprentice?"

[link="Yes."]
[linkto="job2-q2b-y"]
[link="No."]
[linkto="job2-q2b-n"]
[link="No, and I'm not going to."]
[linkto="job2-q2c"]
[link="Are you really asking me to eat a heap of stones?"]
[linkto="job2-q2a"]
[link="I'll do it in a minute."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[endpage]

# Yes - show the old charlatan what's what

[page="job2-q2b-ready"]
"Have you the three rocks swallowed, my apprentice?"

[link="I'm ready to do it!"]
[linkto="job2-q3"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[endpage]


Player lied and claimed they swallowed the rocks.

[page="job2-q2b-y"]

"That is a shame.. missed it, I did.. Do it again!

 I must see you swallowing the rocks."

[link="I'll do it in a minute."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[link="You eat one first."]
[linkto="job2-q2a2"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[endpage]


Player admitted they didn't swallow the rocks

[page="job2-q2b-n"]

"Take your time, you may, but I must see you swallow
 three stones before your training may advance."

[link="I'll do it in a minute."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[link="You eat one first."]
[linkto="job2-q2a2"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[endpage]


Player rebels over the rock thing

[page="job2-q2c"]
"When so far you have come?

 The might and power of the Chedei within your grasp and
 you balk at eating of stones?

 Perhaps wrong I am."
 
[link="Alright, I will do this.. in a minute."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[link="You eat one first."]
[linkto="job2-q2a2"]
[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[endpage]


[page="job2-q3"]
[take 3 rock03]
[set_local yado_done_rocks]
[clear yado_quest_rocks]
[colour="#808080"]
As you eat the three rocks, Ya'Do pales slightly and
becomes immobile for a few seconds.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Uh, well done, my apprentice!

 Now, for your next.. task.. Uh..
 Ah shit.  Congratulations, you're a Chedei!"

[esc="disabled"]
[nextpage="job2-1"]
[endpage]


[page="job2-1"]

"Now, the inner secrets you may know.

 Those who know the ancient secrets, can invoke the
 powers of Creation to do their bidding!"

[link="Is there some all-powerful Force?"]
[linkto="job2-1a"]
[link="How does that work?"]
[linkto="job2-1a"]
[link="What do I have to do?"]
[linkto="job2-1b"]
[endpage]


[page="job2-1a"]

"I dunno.  Just works, it does..

 Anyway.  Here is your spellbook.  By reading it, spells
 you may cast.

 The directions for some simple ones are already in it.
 To improve your Chedei-ness, more spells must you learn.

 I can teach you some more spells too, for a price.."

[colour="#808080"]
He rubs his hands greedily.
[colour="#ffffff"]

[create 1 spellbook]
[call="learn_basic_spells"]
[nextpage="job2-1c"]
[endpage]


[page="job2-1b"]

"Take this, your spellbook.  By reading it, spells you
 may cast.

 The directions for some simple ones are already in it.
 To improve your Chedei-ness, more spells must you learn.

 I can teach you some more spells too, for a price.."

[colour="#808080"]
He rubs his hands greedily.
[colour="#ffffff"]

[create 1 spellbook]
[call="learn_basic_spells"]
[nextpage="job2-1c"]
[endpage]


[page="job2-1c"]

"If you wield the spellbook, and keep it in readiness,
 more quickly can you cast spells.

 Good if you are ambushed, yes!

 Now go forth, my apprentice, and practice the casting
 of spells!"

[clear_local yado_quest]
[set_local yado_quest_done]

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]



[page="job2-2"]

"Not yet ready are you to learn more spells."

[link="Can you tell my fortune?"]
[linkto="job3"]
[link="Tell me some of your wisdom."]
[linkto="job4"]
[link="Would you join my party?"]
[linkto="join"]
[once]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye-quest"]
[endpage]





[page="job3"]

"Why I can, yes!  But first, to cross my palm with money,
 you must.  30 gold pieces."

[link="What?  Thirty gold pieces?"]
[linkto="job3a"]
[link="Okay, do it!"]
[linkto="job3b"]
[link="All right, but this had better be good."]
[linkto="job3b"]
[link="Forget it."]
[linkto="job3m"]
[link="Not today.  Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="job3a"]

"Yes!  Elucidation, not grow on trees it does!
 Besides, I need the money to cover the costs of the..
 ..the, uuh, stuff that is needed, yes!

 Do you want it, your fortune?"

[link="Yes."]
[linkto="job3b"]
[link="No."]
[linkto="job3m"]
[link="You're the fortune teller.. you tell me!"]
[linkto="job3c"]
[link="Must be off."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="job3b"]
[take 30 gold_coins]
[if true][goto="job3b1"]
[if false][goto="job3c2"]
[endpage]

[page="job3b1"]

"You shall meet six tall, dark strangers.
 Very strange they shall be!

 From these strangers will you learn many terrible things
 and the Church will declare you apostate, or a heretic.
 I cannot see clearly.."

[nextpage="job"]
[endpage]


[page="job3c"]

[take 30 gold_coins]
[if true][goto="job3c1"]
[if false][goto="job3c2"]
[endpage]

[page="job3c1"]

"I forsee that you do, yes!"

[colour="#808080"]
  He reaches out and grabs the money from your hand
  before you can stop him.
[colour="#ffffff"]

[nextpage="job3b1"]
[endpage]


[page="job3c2"]

"I sense that you cannot afford it!"

[nextpage="job3m"]
[endpage]


[page="job3m"]

"So what is it you wish, hmm?"

[link="Would you teach me the ways of the Chedei Warrior?"]
[if_local yado_will_teach][linkto="job2"]
[if_not_local yado_will_teach][linkto="job1a"]
[link="What ancient secrets can you tell me?"]
[linkto="job4"]

[endpage]


[page="job4"]

"Through my meditation, illumined am I by sudden flashes
 of universal truth.
 To collect them into a book, I plan.. for much money
 will it sell!

 If you wish I can share some of these truths with you."

[link="Yes please!"]
[linkto="job4-y"]
[link="No thankyou."]
[linkto="job3m"]
[endpage]

[page="job4-y"]
[random_page="fortune 00 09"]
[endpage]


[page="job4a"]

[link="Tell me another one!"]
[linkto="job4-y"]
[always]
[link="What else can you teach me?"]
[linkto="job"]
[always]
[link="Goodbye"]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]

[page="fortune00"]

"A watched pot never boils."

[append="job4a"]
[endpage]


[page="fortune01"]

"Never let a black cat cross your path."

[append="job4a"]
[endpage]


[page="fortune02"]

"The egg came before the chicken."

[append="job4a"]
[endpage]


[page="fortune03"]

"Always use 'option explicit' when writing Visual Basic
 programs."

[append="job4a"]
[endpage]


[page="fortune04"]

"You cannot fashion a wit out of two half-wits."

[append="job4a"]
[endpage]



[page="fortune05"]

"Trust your friends not.. slay them instead!"

[append="job4a"]
[endpage]


[page="fortune06"]

"Do not walk under a ladder."

[append="job4a"]
[endpage]


[page="fortune07"]

"Do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred pounds."

[append="job4a"]
[endpage]


[page="fortune08"]

"'rm -rf /' is your friend!"

[append="job4a"]
[endpage]


[page="fortune09"]

"Kings shall be slain, and men shall be murdered!"

[append="job4a"]
[endpage]


[page="fortune09"]

""

[append="job4a"]
[endpage]


[page="fortune09"]

""

[append="job4a"]
[endpage]


[page="join"]
[if_not_knowname][goto="join_noname"]

[colour="#808080"]Ya'Do sighs softly.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Too old am I, for adventuring.  Years ago, perhaps.
 But not now."

[link="Can you help me, then?"]
[linkto="job"]
[link="Stuff you then."]
[linkto="exit"]
[link="Then you will die!"]
[linkto="attacked"]
[link="Goodbye."]
[linkto="bye"]
[endpage]


[page="join_noname"]
[colour="#808080"]
The creature snorts indignantly.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"To ask me to join you, in some wild, dangerous journey?
 When not even my name, do you know?  Hah!"

[colour="#808080"]
He turns away, muttering sarcastically.
[colour="#ffffff"]

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]

REM:
REM:	Common exits from the conversation
REM:

[page="bye"]

"Farewell, $PLAYER.  Meet again, we will..
 I have foreseen it!"

[if_not_pflag first_bye][nextpage="exit"]
[if_pflag first_bye][link="Wait!  How did you know my name?"]
[if_pflag first_bye][linkto="bye1a"]
[if_pflag first_bye][link="Bye then!"]
[if_pflag first_bye][linkto="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="bye-quest"]

"Farewell, $PLAYER.
 And in your quest, wish you luck I do!"

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="bye1a"]

"When you are ready to know, tell you I will."

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="attacked"]
[colour="#808080"]
He pulls a gun!
[colour="#ffffff"]

"Is the bullet in your head, or only in your mind?"

[on_exit_call="killplayer"]
[esc="disabled"]
[nextpage="fake_exit"]
[endpage]

Gives us the next-page icon

[page="fake_exit"]
[goto="exit"]
[endpage]


[page="stoned"]
[colour="#808080"]
Ya'do stands as if in some kind of trance.
As the shades slide down his face, you can see the pupils
of his eyes dilate wildly and he stares at absolutely
nothing, a wisp of sweet smoke rising up from his lips.
[colour="#ffffff"]

"I am a blue fox..

 Smoking freely on the road..
 
 I feel no pain here.."

[nextpage="exit"]
[endpage]

